Whiplash

When was the last time you had a painful neck from just rocking out to a song? I presume you can't remember. It's because you guys are still listening to today's bullshit. And I don't know how to break this down for you guys, but you guys need to be electrocuted. You guys should know by now that you just don't jam to song, you guys should be hitting your heads on the wall till there is blood all over the place. Now that can be considered a good metal work out. Can you imagine how many calories you fat people would burn? Unfortunately, kids these says don't know the real essence of rocking out. If you continue to listen to lady gaga, nicki minaj or even your parents, you guys are gonna end up in a ward eating cereal for the rest of your life. That's life! So stop listening to horse shit and listen to some fucking metal. And that's why you guys have me, this is where you score your monthly dope which in this case is good old head crushing metal. Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the biggest fucking metal band in the world. METALLICA. Thanks and metal off!

Boredom Syndrome

Now as you all know, everyone gets bored. But the question is why? We got so much to do around us yet still sit around accepting the fact there is nothing to do. Think about the people back in the 60's and 70's. They didn't have no TV's, Computers, Video games or any of the tech shit even little kids got these days. What they had was good music and that's what brought them joy. Don't you guys think Music is a living being? Think about it, When you are feeling high, sad, fucked up, crazy or even horny, there is a song that will always change that. But fuck that shit, All you got playing on the radio's is fucking songs about "What I did" or "I will fuck that bitch right to left" and let's not forget about Lady Gaga. God, I hate her. Anyway Music is supposed to be about making you feel better. Now i can bet you all would be thinking, how can a metal song possibly make you feel any better. Truth is, I can't think of any right now either. But I can tell you this, There was a band back in the days who did exactly that. Listen to them and tell me i'm right. Thanks and metal off.

Metal Journey Continued

Sorry for being away for so long, had a lot of things to conquer before I could continue on this journey we're on. Now, I want to talk about an emotion that has taken lives for over a century now. It turns people into some ugly mean fuckers, no doubt. So here I am again to let you all know there is hope. I was able to conquer that demon in my days and if you listen, you should be able to do that as well. Don't let your rage take control of your body as it leads to mind fucking annihilation. Try to be calm and fuck the anger, Ladies and gentlemen...Let's listen to St.Anger.